Jul 26
Dangerous Chain/Heart Temporary Tattoo
Posted on Sunday, July 26, 2009 in Tattoo Information
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I’ve always liked tattoos, especially skulls and motorcycles, but I can’t get a real tattoo ’cause I’ve got the hemophelias. I tried it once and I had to keep my posterior elevated above my heart for 2 weeks to stop the bleedin’. I was trying to get a tattoo that said “Freedom or Death!”, but Lucas Tubbs was doing the work and he never finished his grade 7, so he don’t spell so good. He only got “Fred” finished before I passed out. He was afraid of gettin in trouble for using “non-standard”, “non-sterilized”, “non-metal” tattoo implements so he just pushed my lifeless body out the car door at the emergency room drive-up and sped off. I wish he woulda at least pulled up my pants so I wasn’t layin on the sidewalk with the “Fred” tattoo’ed across my hind-quarters oozin’ blood. I’ve been in worse spots before though, so no harm done.
Anyway, these temporary tattoos are OK, but they ain’t nearly as dangerous as they claim to be. I don’t really see how they’s supposed to be dangerous at all. Exceptin’ maybe for the papercuts. They were the meanest lookin temp tattoos I could find on the Amazons though. They’re just about the only tattoos I’d be able to leave my trailer wearin’. I can’t even imagine how far my head would be kicked in if I were to show my face in the trailer park wearin’ some of the temporary tattoos I saw on the Amazons. Butterfies!?! Flowers!?! Rainbow Glitter!?! Mickey Mouse Club!?! Hellow Kitty!?! How’s a fella sposed to get street cred wearin temp tattoos like that? Who would buy those sissy tattoos anyway? 8 year olds? Seriously, what would an 8 year old want with a tattoo? Why not sell him a pack of cigarettes while yer at it, genius?
I have to say though that the “Spiderman” and “Neon Monkies” temp tattoos looked pretty cool. They’re not mean lookin’ so I didn’t buy em, but they’re still pretty cool just the same. Spiderman and Monkeys are always cool in their own way. The “Porn Star” temp tattoos also looked pretty cool, but that part of my life’s behind me now and there’s no sense livin’ in the past.
I agree with the previous reviewer though these tattoos are kinda flimsy. It makes in really hard to put on someone even if they’re asleep or restrained. One little movement or struggle and they tear (the tattoos not the people).
I’m gonna see if I can’t make some kinda stencil so that I can spray paint my tattoos on. I think that’d work a lot better.